Blysster Press The Chicken Chronicles (How Chickens Ruined My Reputation) -- Print This tale is the recollection of one woman’s desperate struggle to hold on to her family, her friends, and her very sanity when she stumbled into the trap of urban chicken keeping. Everyone knows fresh eggs are better. Everyone knows chickens are a wonderful self sufficiency investment into the future of your family. You may be aware of a hundred other benefits regarding chickens. Forget everything you think you know about chickens. You only know part of the truth. No one speaks of their sexual deviance and dark unknowable rituals. Flock keepers have remained silent on the chicken’s potential to disrupt familial harmony through sleep deprivation, needy behavior, binge eating and random acts of violence. Never before has the dark and twisted psychosis of the backyard chicken been revealed. . . until now. 5 stars, based on 2 reviews 0 5
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The Chicken Chronicles (How Chickens Ruined My Reputation) -- Print

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The Chicken Chronicles (How Chickens Ruined My Reputation) -- Print
The Chicken Chronicles (How Chickens Ruined My Reputation) -- Print

The Chicken Chronicles (How Chickens Ruined My Reputation) -- Print

$15.99$10.00
This tale is the recollection of one woman’s desperate struggle to hold on to her family, her friends, and her very sanity when she stumbled into the trap of urban chicken keeping.

Everyone knows fresh eggs are better. Everyone knows chickens are a wonderful self sufficiency investment into the future of your family. You may be aware of a hundred other benefits regarding chickens.

Forget everything you think you know about chickens. You only know part of the truth.

No one speaks of their sexual deviance and dark unknowable rituals. Flock keepers have remained silent on the chicken’s potential to disrupt familial harmony through sleep deprivation, needy behavior, binge eating and random acts of violence.

Never before has the dark and twisted psychosis of the backyard chicken been revealed. . . until now.
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This tale is the recollection of one woman’s desperate struggle to hold on to her family, her friends, and her very sanity when she stumbled into the trap of urban chicken keeping.

Everyone knows fresh eggs are better. Everyone knows chickens are a wonderful self sufficiency investment into the future of your family. You may be aware of a hundred other benefits regarding chickens.

Forget everything you think you know about chickens. You only know part of the truth.

No one speaks of their sexual deviance and dark unknowable rituals. Flock keepers have remained silent on the chicken’s potential to disrupt familial harmony through sleep deprivation, needy behavior, binge eating and random acts of violence.

Never before has the dark and twisted psychosis of the backyard chicken been revealed. . . until now.

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2 Reviews for The Chicken Chronicles (How Chickens Ruined My Reputation) -- Print

    The Chicken Chronicles (How Chickens Ruined My Reputation) -- Print
    I really enjoyed your book. Hope you will expand into other aspects of you busy life.
    Susan McCollum
    Rating: 5 out of 5
  • two thumbs up - Thursday, September 24, 2015
    I really enjoyed your book. Hope you will expand into other aspects of you busy life.
    Susan McCollum
  • The Chicken Chronicles (How Chickens Ruined My Reputation) -- Print
    Grab a hot cup of tea or coffee settle in and read, absolutely a must fun read. Sincere, honest, absolutely beautiful humor make you laugh out loud with your mind painting hilarious pictures! Author shares insight into her life, family, the other animals in the household too! Can't wait to see what happens if she does get some miniature cows. Who knew chickens could be so cool!
    Rating: 4 out of 5
  • Chickens like you have never heard about before! - Friday, September 11, 2015
    Grab a hot cup of tea or coffee settle in and read, absolutely a must fun read. Sincere, honest, absolutely beautiful humor make you laugh out loud with your mind painting hilarious pictures! Author shares insight into her life, family, the other animals in the household too! Can't wait to see what happens if she does get some miniature cows. Who knew chickens could be so cool!
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